Kill The Person Above You

Blows you up with atomic bomb.

I tie your body to the engine of a large wind turbine, then attach your arms to one of the blades. The rope shifts down the blade onto the rotary shaft where it starts to slowly tighten up to the point where it snaps your body in half. You're still living at this point, but your body is in separate pieces on the turbine still. You notice a group of condors are flying over you, when they suddenly all dive down and start ripping away your tendons. You're too weak and still in shock, so you couldn't fight them off and end up being completely pecked clean of everything but bone.
To this day, half of your body's bones are still up there, rotating with the windmill. It's become a popular tourist attraction with the ghost stories surrounding the event.

*mind blown*

Blows up your mind.

I've been drilled already! XD

Throws you into a sewer system where you can die of thesmell